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Harbl

You like cats ? And wanna see some Harbl. Go check this out !!!

More pick up lines !

  1. I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!
  2. What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
  3. You’re ugly but you intrigue me. (rofl)
  4. Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good?
  5. When I’m older, I’ll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I’ll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.
  6. (If s/he is looking at you)You know, my mother always told me it was impolite to stare… so what do you say we dance? (i really need to try this one)
  7. So do you fuck, suck and take it up the ass or am I wasting my time on a Jesus freak?
  8. Do I know you? (No.) That’s a shame, I’d sure like to.
  9. I’m good at math, U+I=69
  10. Hi. I’m an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus. (lol)
  11. Bond. James Bond.

10 Pick-up lines

I was wondering what i could tell a girl to break the ice, so i looked on the net (yeah pretty pathetic…but u know that u r doing it too at least i know guys do, its just like looking for kamasutra positions XD…) and i listed the ones i liked.

  1. “Excuse me. Do you want to f**k or should I apologize?”
  2. “What do you say we go back to my crib and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.”
  3. “Mind if i stand here until it’s safe where i farted” lol
  4. “You must work at Subway, ’cause you just gave me a footlong.”
  5. “Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?”
  6. You say “Do you want to do a 68?” she says “What’s that?” you say “You go down, and I’ll owe you one.”
  7. “What smiles, winks, is hung like a horse, and can last all night long?” (smile and wink) :P
  8. “I have a six inch tongue and I can breath through my ears. “
  9. “I’ve had quite a bit to drink, and you’re beginning to look pretty good.”
  10. Why don’t you get down on your knees and smile like a doughnut?” ROLF !!!! Best pick-up line ever !!!!

PS: not sure if those will work ! LOL but they r just so funny…:P

First encounter with an exhibisionist

Yesterday on my way to the nite club. It was really cold…a few minutes ago it was raining and the wind was still whistling. So i set my hands in my pocket and walk as fast as i can to the club. When i arrived at the parking i saw my friends waiting at the entrance…cool coz usually i am always the one waiting for them. Then some guy caught my attention…he was standing next to a car and he was WTF !!!…At first i though he was wanking but from what I have witness, he was more like playing with his penis. Damn it was funny but yet weird lol.

Bleach

I dont know if any of u is a “bleach” fan. But me i really like that manga…and on one of the bleach website there is a quizz and from your answers it tells u which character u are. And me I am…

So if u want to take the quizz go ahead. N post the result :P

Good game !!!

I know most u dont plya warcraft. But my cousin just send me an animation about an onyxia (boss in warcraft). And it so fuckin funny…its an animation really graphic as u will see. U may not understand everything but its just that the voice of the guy is so funny ! i just can’t stop laughing even if its the 6th times i watch it ! LOL

here’s the Animation (its in flash so get a flash player if u dont have dwl it here)

Francois…E!

Francois is a nice boy…but when sun goes down he becomes a totally differente person. :P

And this is just a pic of Larry, me and francois ! (it was the nite when we went to the motu martin…its was so boring and cold that it was the only smart thing to do! taking picture of us doing silly face before andy try to steal our blanket)

Religious humor

Last week, while I went to the video store. I saw that the church near my place is getting rebuild…dunno exactly but from what I’ve seen its something about the roof as u can see on the picture below…its just that the band-aid on the roof is just funny. lol And when I walked in front of another church I see an Advertisement for online sermon “iGod” Yup…the iPod is now so famous that even the church have to adopt it.

Strippin’ Classes

Last week I read on a newspaper that there is gonna be some strip tease lessons. Yup the same kind of lesson you get at school…a teacher (hot teacher from the picture I saw of her) and her students. A profesionnal stripper though it would be a good idea to have that kind of classes. So that woman (not sure if guy r able to qttend the class…n I dont’t wonder why) would get something to add during the foreplay. She said that all woman should learn how to please and tease their man! Its jsut normal…There is no shame in stripping in front of your lover, coz its just the 2 of u and the camera lol. So any of u girl up for a few lessons? I know that us guys would love to see u dance on a pole :P

Chinese Boys

Thx Alby for the link !! lol This is a video of 2 chinese dudes doing a remake of the Backstreet Boys’s song “As long as you love me “. Their faces are just so funny and it made me remember the time we used to do that with my friend back at school. :P

Here’s the clip Chinese Boys - As Long As You Love Me