I was wondering what i could tell a girl to break the ice, so i looked on the net (yeah pretty pathetic…but u know that u r doing it too at least i know guys do, its just like looking for kamasutra positions XD…) and i listed the ones i liked.
- “Excuse me. Do you want to f**k or should I apologize?”
- “What do you say we go back to my crib and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.”
- “Mind if i stand here until it’s safe where i farted” lol
- “You must work at Subway, ’cause you just gave me a footlong.”
- “Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?”
- You say “Do you want to do a 68?” she says “What’s that?” you say “You go down, and I’ll owe you one.”
- “What smiles, winks, is hung like a horse, and can last all night long?” (smile and wink)
- “I have a six inch tongue and I can breath through my ears. “
- “I’ve had quite a bit to drink, and you’re beginning to look pretty good.”
- “Why don’t you get down on your knees and smile like a doughnut?” ROLF !!!! Best pick-up line ever !!!!
PS: not sure if those will work ! LOL but they r just so funny…:P
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