More pick up lines !

  1. I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!
  2. What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
  3. You’re ugly but you intrigue me. (rofl)
  4. Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good?
  5. When I’m older, I’ll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I’ll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.
  6. (If s/he is looking at you)You know, my mother always told me it was impolite to stare… so what do you say we dance? (i really need to try this one)
  7. So do you fuck, suck and take it up the ass or am I wasting my time on a Jesus freak?
  8. Do I know you? (No.) That’s a shame, I’d sure like to.
  9. I’m good at math, U+I=69
  10. Hi. I’m an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus. (lol)
  11. Bond. James Bond.

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